The day has arrived. I know you were all waiting with bated breath. For all of, yanno, 4 days.
It's easy. The first of my followers to guess the band or song I recently set as my ringtone will win a 5 page critique from moi. The first person after that to guess the unguessed part can send me their first 250 words for a crit. If someone guesses both in one shot first, well, I'll do a whole chapter.
There's no time limit on sending the work. If you have nothing ready for critiquing at this time and you still want to jump in, feel free. If you win you can send me something whenever you have it ready.
See this post for the original details.
See this one for hints.